It's amazing how many people believe that Elvis Presley is still allive. There is an actually a religion and everything. SO strange. I read an article about how this guy thought he had seen him in a unrinal in Florida or somewhere. 'Elvis' denied that he was in fact Elvis Presley, but the witness thought he was joking and assumed that he was being sarcastic when he said his name was Ted. That must be a joke, right? The guy was really serious, and sent in his picture and everything!

'Moon S. Duepre, a former railroad track walker, was looking for root berries in a field outside the town of Midlothian when he spied a man he was certain was Elvis stepping into an abandoned old schoolhouse. "I know it was him, because he had a cape on and white satin pants with bell bottoms and lots of them spangle things that catch the sun and glitter sewed onto them pants," said Duepre. When he approached the building Duepre said he heard "a voice humming the strains of that Hunka Hunka Love song. There was no mistaking that voice. It was Elvis's sound. I went in the door real fast and surprised Elvis. He said he had just gone in there to find some momentary relief and asked me to respect his privacy. I told him I surely would because I truly had respect for him and his kind. He said he appreciated that and to thank me I could pick up a new Cadillac automobile at the Midlothian dealership, which I did the next day and put 214,000 miles on it before it quit on me.'

MAD, i tell you, MAD!